i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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