I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
