She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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