Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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