So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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