He is such a slut. More and more my type.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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