I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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