Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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