I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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