Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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