i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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