I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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