so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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