Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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