So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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