Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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