so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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