she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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