um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
