So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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