Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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