Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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