so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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