I'll bet she douches with gravy.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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