I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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