i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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