i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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