Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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