Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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