i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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