I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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