its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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