If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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