I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
A bitchslap is in order.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize