Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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