I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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