And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize