Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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