Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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