She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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