she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
