You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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