But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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