her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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