It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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