at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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