One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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