I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
