I'm eating all of the evidence.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
