i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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