The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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