I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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