all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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