last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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