Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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