Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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